Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.

In October, I sacrificed nyahnyah to Cthulhu (500 points). In February, I rescued kynn from being sacrificed (-200 points). In April, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In July, I fed kerrylily to a Shoggoth (250 points). In August, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon acadine (65 points). Last week, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points).

In short, I have been very good (705 points) and deserve the honour of having my body used as a host for one of your servitors.