To collect the full share of good luck which is your birthright (but which to date has been withheld from you), you must cast aside your given name and adopt one of these three new super-monikers:
1. Freejoycrispfecundleapingflashdazzler.
2. Surgingsoaringfoxygeniuswhirlingrisktaker.
3. Buoyantimprovisingfearlesswideawakefunwrestler.
APRIL FOOL! It's true that you have not yet cashed in on a sizable share of the miraculous fortune allotted to you at birth, but nothing so superficial as changing your name will give you the power to pull it off. On the other hand, embodying the spirit of any of the three super-monikers above could do the trick.
<-- Courtesy of Free Will Astrology -->
